MOGGER OS v4.20.69
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WELCOME, VISITOR

DR. MOGGER

// GUILLERMO MENDOZA CONTRERAS // MIT MECHE '27 //

The Legend Himself
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$MOG +420.69% $GUILLERMO +โˆž% $HATERS -99.9% $SWAG +1000% $MIT +777% $MECHE +500% $MOG +420.69% $GUILLERMO +โˆž% $HATERS -99.9% $SWAG +1000% $MIT +777% $MECHE +500%

๐Ÿ’ป MOGGER TERMINAL

Welcome to MoggerOS v4.20.69
Type 'help' for available commands
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mogger@mit:~$

๐Ÿ“œ THE SACRED LORE

??? - 2022
๐ŸŒ… The Origin

Born a legend. Childhood spent studying the ancient texts (physics textbooks) and mastering the blade (TI-84 calculator).

2022
๐Ÿ“š College of San Mateo Arc

The training grounds. Where lesser mortals saw community college, Guillermo saw opportunity. Speedrun education any%.

2023
๐Ÿš€ The Great Transfer

MIT said "we need him." Transferred like a true protagonist. Community college to MIT pipeline = UNLOCKED.

2023-2024
โšก MechE Awakening

Mechanical Engineering chose him. Or did he choose it? Either way, machines now bend to his will.

2024
๐Ÿ›๏ธ ฮฆฮšฮ˜ Induction

Phi Kappa Theta recognized real. Brotherhood status achieved. Class of 2027 representative.

2025+
๐Ÿง  The AI Prophecy

Eyes set on computational neuroscience & AI. Plans to understand the brain, then build a better one. Standard stuff.

๐ŸŽฎ MOGGER ARCADE

๐ŸŠ MOG CLICKER

0

Mog Per Second: 0

๐Ÿ SNAKE

Score: 0

๐Ÿง  MEMORY MOG

Moves: 0

โšก REACTION TIME

Click to Start

Best: ---ms

๐Ÿ† ACHIEVEMENTS

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First Mog
Click the mog button once
๐Ÿ”ฅ
Getting Warmed Up
Reach 10 mogs
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Certified Mogger
Reach 100 mogs
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Mog Lord
Reach 1000 mogs
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Snake Charmer
Score 50+ in Snake
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Big Brain
Complete Memory game
โšก
Lightning Reflexes
Sub 300ms reaction time
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Hacker
Use the terminal
๐Ÿ”ฎ
???
Find the secret

๐Ÿ›’ MOGGER MERCH

SOLD OUT
๐Ÿ‘•
Dr. Mogger Tee

100% organic mogger cotton

$69.00
LIMITED
๐Ÿงข
MIT Mog Hat

Wear the flex

$42.00
HOT
โ˜•
Mog Fuel Mug

"Powered by caffeine and mog"

$19.99
RARE
๐ŸŽฎ
Mogger NFT

Proof of Mog (on the blockchain)

โˆž ETH

๐Ÿ’ฌ TESTIMONIALS

"I've never seen anyone transfer from community college to MIT with such style. Absolutely legendary."
โ€” Anonymous MIT Professor (probably)
"He walked into the MechE building and all the robots started clapping. True story."
โ€” A Robot (verified)
"My son showed me this website. I don't understand any of it but I'm proud of whoever this is."
โ€” Someone's Mom

๐Ÿ“ GUESTBOOK

OG Visitor
Feb 2025

First! This site is absolutely unhinged. Respect. ๐ŸŠ

VISITORS
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๐Ÿ”— CONNECT

Reach out to the mogger himself

๐Ÿ”ฎ YOU FOUND THE SECRET ROOM ๐Ÿ”ฎ

The prophecy speaks of one who would find this place...

Achievement Unlocked: ???